Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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the lemon was sweet.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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