- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

360 NO SCOPE

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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