- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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