- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why can't jokes spit?

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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