Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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