What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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I am very humble.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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