God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

I'm so punny.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

world society

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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