- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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