Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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c-? men, C-men

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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