- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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