knock knock whos their a person

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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gay porn...

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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