- Anti Joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.