Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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