What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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