- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

a. why? b. because

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Katy Perry

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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