- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A train poops its pants.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Knock knock open

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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