whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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the lemon was sweet.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Misner is a twat.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Anti Joke

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