Title IX

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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PICKLES

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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PENIS

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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