What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Wright flyer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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