Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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It says so on your cap.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are red violets are blue

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Laugh.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Knock knock *open*

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Anti Joke

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