- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

The game.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

The Oakland Raiders

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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