What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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