A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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I <3 Hitler

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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