- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Your face is hilarious.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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