- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Who invented apple? God

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

im saul and i love cock

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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