- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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