- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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