why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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