Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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