What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I have a horse.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Female Orgasms

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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