- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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