A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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