- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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