- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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