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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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