How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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neil likes pube toast

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Why? Why not?

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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