- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

A seal walks into a club.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Bitch! Love, J.B.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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