Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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I like the color potato.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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