- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

I like the color potato.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A baby seal walks into a club.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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