- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What? Yes.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

rocky is here again.......................

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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