Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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