There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Refridgerator.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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