The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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