- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Religion.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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