what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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