A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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No!

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Your Mother

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

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