Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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