A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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