What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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