- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Barack Obama.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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