- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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