- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

YOLO You only like Oreos

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Your dads dead. lol

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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