- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

The child was fired from his job.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

guess what what that wasnt it

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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