why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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