A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Turkeys are obese

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

women's rights

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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