- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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