What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Anti Joke

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